lexscape:

the accuracy has me in tears

lexscape:

the accuracy has me in tears

(via surprisebitch)

shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

(via surprisebitch)

When I get a runny nose

whatshouldwecallme:

                         image

(via sniffing)

actionables:

Many of you know that I’m currently in the process of finishing my first book. I wanted to include you guys in my work, therefore I decided to hold a little competition. One of you lovely people will be chosen to be written into my book (I will follow the directions and the idea you give me to develop your character). All you have to do is reblog this post and follow me (sorry, this time it’s for followers only because I want to feel as close to you as possible). You have until 30th of August which is a week before my book should be done. The winner will be chosen randomly, and if they do not get back to me in 72 hours, I will choose a new random winner. GOOD LUCK!

actionables:

Many of you know that I’m currently in the process of finishing my first book. I wanted to include you guys in my work, therefore I decided to hold a little competition. One of you lovely people will be chosen to be written into my book (I will follow the directions and the idea you give me to develop your character). All you have to do is reblog this post and follow me (sorry, this time it’s for followers only because I want to feel as close to you as possible). You have until 30th of August which is a week before my book should be done. The winner will be chosen randomly, and if they do not get back to me in 72 hours, I will choose a new random winner. GOOD LUCK!

(via surprisebitch)

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

This fucked me up, this fucked me up real bad.

(via hate)

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

(via surprisebitch)

  • Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
  • Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
  • Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
  • Me: Yeah sorry :/
  • Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*
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